'HELLS NO'! This guy's getting a jump on 2020 and we officially 'want OFF this ride' [pic]

We’re far from perfect, but we’re pretty sure we haven’t done anything so awful as to deserve this:

Upstate New York pic.twitter.com/j7i7H34GeM

— Annie Karni (@anniekarni) September 3, 2018

Noooooooooooooo.

Where upstate? You know who made the t-shirt?

— Harry Siegel (@harrysiegel) September 3, 2018

Pine Plains. On the Internet.

— Annie Karni (@anniekarni) September 3, 2018

Sigh.

https://twitter.com/jtLOL/status/1036636426279034880

????

— michelle (@randomname7700) September 3, 2018

Do we laugh so we don’t cry?

No. No. No.

— ʎpɐ˥ ʇɐƆ ʎʞǝǝ⅁™???? (@AgentMcNasty) September 3, 2018

hells no

— Henry (@Fdr1942) September 3, 2018

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— Jake Wolf (@jhwolf97) September 3, 2018

If Michael Avenatti is the answer, we don’t want to know what the question is.

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— Tony Bruno (@TonyBrunoShow) September 3, 2018

I want off this ride. https://t.co/GlBqOM25wq

— Andrea Ruth (@AndreaNRuth) September 3, 2018

Every Day We Stray
Further From God’s Light https://t.co/Xx7uxkxgaN

— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) September 3, 2018

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— Wesley Kushner (@WesleyKushner) September 3, 2018