'FINALLY'! SCOTUS Justice Neil Gorsuch hands down HARSH (but fair) cake ruling

While we wait for SCOTUS’ ruling on Masterpiece Cakeshop, Justice Neil Gorsuch has issued a ruling of his own:

Oooh. Justice Gorsuch drags wedding cakes for generally looking good but not, well, having great flavor.

— Scott Shackford [Blue Checkmark] (@SShackford) December 5, 2017

Gorsuch stands up to wedding cakes pic.twitter.com/I4EYOjqZem

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) December 5, 2017

Hey, somebody had to say it.

It needed to be said, honestly.

— Polly Karr (@karr_pe) December 5, 2017

Republicans sacrificed a lot to get this view on the court. https://t.co/BqcJ7r2JX4

— Ben Pershing (@benpershing) December 5, 2017

We know the value of delicious wedding cakes https://t.co/eQyTJKSadZ

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) December 5, 2017

https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/938132015131619334

https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/938131122021720064

5 layers w/ 5 different chocolates for us. For same reason. https://t.co/OmTPZfGLzN

— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) December 5, 2017

https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/938132917024378880

Finally, a reasonable, moderate, universally supported ruling from the Supreme Court.

— Mark Maiwurds (@MarkMaiwurds) December 5, 2017

So liberals were right about Gorsuch being extreme – he's going full conservative and banning all wedding cakes https://t.co/3GNH7fgjVV

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) December 5, 2017

Exit idea:

J. Gorsuch deserves immediate elevation to Chief for being so damn right. https://t.co/WYxLfF7zyN

— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) December 5, 2017