Nothing to see here, folks! George “Touchy McToucherson” Takei was just playing a role:
George Takei apologizes for joking about "touching men" on Howard Stern show: "I have played the part of a 'naughty gay grandpa' when I visit Howard’s show, a caricature I now regret." https://t.co/0ojDbf8Uev pic.twitter.com/NNPBThMwIG
— Good Morning America (@GMA) November 14, 2017
Here’s his Facebook post:
OK, gramps.
https://twitter.com/TheRickCanton/status/930523449851826176
I did it… but I didn't really mean it, ya'll…
— Che Huahua (@_BottomLineGuy_) November 14, 2017
"Naughty gay grandpa."
Oh, how adorable. https://t.co/B549yZwePG
— Epstein Didn't Mush Himself (@MushKat) November 14, 2017
GP "I'm sorry you misunderstood my sexual assault of you as a sexual assault. I was just playing a character. I call him 'naughty gay grandpa.' " <= Takei
— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) November 14, 2017
It was all a bit, you guys. Never mind. https://t.co/xgyq7dcyRg
— ?It's?Almost ⛄️Christmas? (@jtLOL) November 14, 2017
That'll chase away those pesky allegations pic.twitter.com/WodEgq8nsy
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) November 14, 2017
So … show of hands: Who’s satisfied with Takei’s explanation?
That is not remotely what the Howard Stern tape sounds like pic.twitter.com/8sWIvFj3tD
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 14, 2017
Umm, no, sir – not buying it. At all. https://t.co/HNmKBbedkv
— Sister Delecto Toldjah ? (@sistertoldjah) November 14, 2017
Except he really is that way
— Rollin' with Mahomes (@Squish78) November 14, 2017
So wait… "I was joking" is a defense? Does Spacey know about this?
— Farmer Joe (@FrmerJoe) November 14, 2017
@GeorgeTakei pic.twitter.com/K5oBHBi0uD
— Scottie (@BuffaloBlueBear) November 14, 2017
We can smell it from here.
https://twitter.com/Hella_Right/status/930520029963177984
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/930519031504883713
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
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Update:
Takei wasn't joking when he told Stern he grabs "skittish" men by the penis. Listen to it yourself. https://t.co/utmMleBy8w
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 14, 2017
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