As Twitchy told you, TV Land is yanking “The Dukes of Hazzard” from its lineup because the General Lee is racist or something. Thanks for that, Tolerance Mob!
Dukes of Hazzard successfully purged, plus, republishing the best essay i've written this year: http://t.co/UiKIrtz4yq
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 1, 2015
@AceofSpadesHQ Manners… Most don't. And yes, it's the sharp edges that should define us. Not some singularity of conformity…
— The Angriest Angel (@MichaelHueser) July 1, 2015
my manners end at your shaking eyeballs and balled fists (not you, I mean "you" generally) @MichaelHueser
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 1, 2015
It’s getting more and more difficult to determine what is and isn’t socially acceptable these days, so maybe it’s time to tweak the whole “coexist” concept and bring it up to speed:
@AceofSpadesHQ For them, "Coexist" means comply…
— The Angriest Angel (@MichaelHueser) July 1, 2015
hey that's a good idea — the coexist bumper sticker parodied as "COMPLY" @MichaelHueser
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 1, 2015
Recommended
@AceofSpadesHQ Working on one now. @MichaelHueser
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2015
Y’all ready for this?
Made one. RT @AceofSpadesHQ hey that's a good idea — the coexist bumper sticker parodied as "COMPLY" @MichaelHueser pic.twitter.com/TNYJaahCqI
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2015
It doesn’t get any better than that.
Or maybe it does:
I didn't like the Y. Improved it. @AceofSpadesHQ @MichaelHueser pic.twitter.com/LYXKDWYKow
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2015
Love it. Love. It.
@exjon @AceofSpadesHQ @MichaelHueser Excellent!
— Aggie In Exile (@JoeNabicht) July 1, 2015
https://twitter.com/papapossum/status/616331311398031360
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Update:
Ever the perfectionist, @ExJon continued to try to improve upon his already-glorious work (with some helpful nudging from Ace of Spades, of course):
@exjon for the m, how about the m in msnbc's logo?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 1, 2015
@AceofSpadesHQ pic.twitter.com/GF5DLuS1Sc
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2015
@exjon and the L, as the nw quarter of Hillary's L logo?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 1, 2015
@AceofSpadesHQ I don't know how to render that in one color. Without the red/blue contrast it will be hard to recognize. Let me work on it
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2015
@AceofSpadesHQ How about this instead? pic.twitter.com/WvfPmVIvYQ
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2015
@exjon @AceofSpadesHQ You sir, are a genius.
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) July 1, 2015
We couldn’t agree more.
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