'Can we throw that one back?' Charlie Sheen has outed himself ... as a Republican?

What fresh hell is this?

Charlie Sheen comes out of political closet, says he’s a 'constitutional Republican': http://t.co/zR5D1It3vy pic.twitter.com/7HyRilgXs6

— The Washington Times (@WashTimes) February 11, 2015

More from the Washington Times:

Actor Charlie Sheen says he considers himself a “constitutional Republican” and that he’d like to use his celebrity to run for president.

“When I say to people, ‘Hey what if I run for president?’ it’s 100 percent,” Mr. Sheen said in a segment of the comedy show ‘The Flipside,’ offering a platform that includes a flat tax of 10 percent and the placement of skilled veterans in front of schools to protect students.

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“Everybody relax – that should be a rule,” Mr. Sheen said, adding that “It’s important to put the constitution back in place.”

Charlie Sheen should not be anywhere near the Constitution — or anything else that’s flammable.

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/565658439045898240

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/565658727215538177

https://twitter.com/1964laura1/status/565658993117642753

Yes, please! Before it’s too late.

@Matthops82 trump/sheen 2016? @WashTimes

— Nino (@baldingschemer) February 11, 2015

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/565659055751196674

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