'Stage 5 Clinger': DCCC flaunts its creepy-ass crush on Stephen Colbert [photos]

Yeah, it’s pretty gross.

Here's the definitive supercut of Stephen Colbert's greatest moments: http://t.co/oWJWrCTcy1 pic.twitter.com/OEXchVC1Uh

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) December 18, 2014

Listen to the Real Stephen Colbert Explain How He Maintained his Flawless Character for Nine Years http://t.co/rMd9Ya5rzC

— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) December 18, 2014

How can you resist watching Colbert's top environmental moments? @onEarthMag @christackett http://t.co/5QdDckAyWp pic.twitter.com/UrmjTea420

— Brian Palmer (@PalmerBrian) December 18, 2014

Stephen Colbert is one of pop culture's best literary boosters http://t.co/hTSGuBOUM2

— The New Republic (@newrepublic) December 18, 2014

“Stephen Colbert’’ could well go down as one of most unforgettable characters in TV history http://t.co/dntWBNvxC0 pic.twitter.com/sl6ujVYQYi

— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) December 18, 2014

But it’s nothing like the DCCC’s creepy obsession:

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/545638560099864576

Behold:

#ColbertWeek: You don't need to be a scientist to know climate change is a real issue ➜ http://t.co/KmWHG6JPqU pic.twitter.com/Y8c045qNsE

— DCCC (@dccc) December 15, 2014

#ColbertWeek:

Some Republicans think this way…

Stand with Pres. Obama on #ClimateChange ➜ http://t.co/X6OlYwwunC pic.twitter.com/LuNI0Vuayg

— DCCC (@dccc) December 15, 2014

After 9 years the Colbert Report is ending this week. It's been a great run! #ColbertWeek ✏ https://t.co/V4Y7ctDvyD pic.twitter.com/tyZMIUPG6q

— DCCC (@dccc) December 16, 2014

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After almost a decade, the Colbert Report is ending this week.

Say "THANKS STEPHEN" ➜ http://t.co/WVVvnBwWdJ pic.twitter.com/9myZX66WgE

— DCCC (@dccc) December 16, 2014

Goodbye, Stephen!!! #ColbertWeek

Sign our card to thank Stephen ➜ https://t.co/5Aq2gc0gUI pic.twitter.com/72Ee7IvY4M

— DCCC (@dccc) December 18, 2014

#TBT Stephen Colbert as a Student at Northwestern. #ColbertWeek

Sign our card to Stephen ➜ http://t.co/QvlzXJhWtw pic.twitter.com/US3FAryYuv

— DCCC (@dccc) December 18, 2014

Help us celebrate 9 years of awesomeness with #ColbertWeek!!!

Thank Stephen Colbert ➜ http://t.co/jyNtmFEgdu pic.twitter.com/hCIamptQKO

— DCCC (@dccc) December 18, 2014

We’re getting dangerously close to bunny-boiling territory here.

https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/545643578614374401

https://twitter.com/TarheelKrystle/status/545639734861889536

Can it get any ickier? Well …

The Nation mourns with tonight's #ColbertReport finale! #TBT in your honor, @StephenAtHome: http://t.co/2fJd2Ptxi5 pic.twitter.com/5p4oaOsNW4

— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) December 18, 2014

The nation mourns? Vomits is more like it.

Ugh.