'Lovers' tiff'? What the heck went down between Mary Landrieu and Chuck Schumer?

This sounds promising …

Sen. Landrieu walking twd elevators. Sen. Schumer says, Mary we need to talk. Landrieu says sorry Chuck, can't right now…

— Robert Costa (@costareports) November 12, 2014

Schumer's smile drops. She keeps walking. "Mary, Mary," he says. She doesn't turn around. He turns and follows her…

— Robert Costa (@costareports) November 12, 2014

Landrieu ducks into elevator, Schumer hustles up to it and jumps in. She does not look happy as doors close. All of this in front of press.

— Robert Costa (@costareports) November 12, 2014

Daaaaaang.

AAAAWWWWKWARD. pic.twitter.com/BFf1DkfWzX

— David Freddoso (@freddoso) November 12, 2014

Unwanted attention. RT @freddoso: AAAAWWWWKWARD. pic.twitter.com/ZWFwc5BgQe

— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) November 12, 2014

Hoo boy. #LAsen pic.twitter.com/XzuFKnhwgn

— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) November 12, 2014

Oh man that’s great. RT @JimmyPrinceton: Hoo boy. #LAsen pic.twitter.com/JU473bhG44

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) November 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/chuck_dizzle/status/532613848600031232

Got “win” written all over it. RT @okmaher: Wow. -> RT @freddoso: AAAAWWWWKWARD. pic.twitter.com/Ps3bFw5eDh

— Mitch G, Thats Me. (@mgcat) November 12, 2014

Like sands through the hourglass …

I think I had several romantic relationships end this way. RT @freddoso: AAAAWWWWKWARD. pic.twitter.com/3tlmPCgHrt

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) November 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/rkylesmith/status/532613003926335488

https://twitter.com/FilmLadd/status/532615531803967489

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
Fuck off, Chuck I don't want to talk to you right now.

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) November 12, 2014

Ha!

https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/532613933191163904

Maybe she did. If only we could see for ourselves.

https://twitter.com/analogkid2112/status/532614758747234304

So do we. In the meantime, this is the next best thing:

pic.twitter.com/W9ujwsNWKn via @freddoso

Schumer & @MaryLandrieu rn: pic.twitter.com/C5eup77hYp

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) November 12, 2014