Hey, government, want to knock out Ebola? Try these ideas on for size

This afternoon’s special White House presser was meant to reassure us that our government’s got this whole Ebola thing under control. But based on what we’ve seen so far, that’s clearly not the case.

Since we can’t trust the government to come up with halfway-decent solutions, let’s open up the floor to the American public:

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/518131662929272832

And then …

Idea: Tell ISIS that the Ebola virus is an infidel.

— Mike (@ThePantau) October 3, 2014

Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

Here are a few more promising suggestions:

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/518151189053964288

.@Matthops82 @ThePantau Idea: Tell feminists that Ebola is a fetus.

— Leslie ن (@LADowd) October 3, 2014

https://twitter.com/LunaticRex/status/518154147741184000

Genius. See, now that’s how you stop Ebola in its tracks!

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