This afternoon’s special White House presser was meant to reassure us that our government’s got this whole Ebola thing under control. But based on what we’ve seen so far, that’s clearly not the case.
Since we can’t trust the government to come up with halfway-decent solutions, let’s open up the floor to the American public:
https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/518131662929272832
And then …
Idea: Tell ISIS that the Ebola virus is an infidel.
— Mike (@ThePantau) October 3, 2014
Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Here are a few more promising suggestions:
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/518151189053964288
.@Matthops82 @ThePantau Idea: Tell feminists that Ebola is a fetus.
— Leslie ن (@LADowd) October 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/LunaticRex/status/518154147741184000
Genius. See, now that’s how you stop Ebola in its tracks!
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