'Pee-your-pants exciting'! Superfan risks her bladder to be in Hillary's presence

The Star Tribune reports that 1,100 fans showed up at a St. Paul bookstore yesterday to get signed copies of Hillary’s mega-super-duper-blockbuster “Hard Choices.” But one fan in particular was a little more pumped than everyone else:

Melissa Stanton is ready for Hillary, I guess http://t.co/iTqb2EFciF pic.twitter.com/YA89IBOQPy

— Mike Memoli (@mikememoli) July 21, 2014

Out: Squee! In: Peeeeeeeeeee!

Years from now, if she becomes disenchanted, she will again make the news. https://t.co/IHrkwXuKwq

— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) July 21, 2014

We look forward to it. But we’ll bring some paper towels just in case.