'Washington Butthurt': Idea for a #NewRedskinsName? Better clear it with these guys first [pic]

Now that the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has ruled the “Redskins” name to be “disparaging to Native Americans,” D.C.’s NFL team may be in the market for a new name. The ‘skins might want to consider crowdsourcing some of these ideas:

The Washington Thinskins #NewRedskinsName

— Andrea Silver ن (@andilinks) June 18, 2014

#NewRedskinsName the Washington Lame Ducks

— Fingers Malloy (@FingersMalloy) June 18, 2014

#NewRedskinsName Washington Red-tapes

— Ori (@MrXphilly) June 18, 2014

#NewRedskinsName The Washington Regulators

— Zach (@the_gonzo7) June 18, 2014

#NewRedskinsName The Community Organizers

— Captain Awesome (@CaptinAwesum) June 18, 2014

#NewRedskinsName The Washington Squirrels. Works on several levels, if you think about it.

— LovecraftRipoff (@LovecraftRipoff) June 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/dbartolec/status/479272340019478528

#NewRedskinsName The Washington Phone & Pens

— Just A Russian Hack (@Anewhomestar) June 18, 2014

#NewRedskinsName Washington Bronies

— Nick (@DogGilmour) June 18, 2014

@Steeve0S #NewRedskinsName The Sitting Bullshitters?

— Wodeshed, Peep Derple (@Wodeshed) June 18, 2014

#NewRedskinsName The Foggy Bottoms

— HRH Earl Fando (@earlfando) June 18, 2014

The Potomic Pearl Clutchers #NewRedskinsName

— Roland le Fartere (@Crapplefratz) June 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/jfgroves/status/479277460253839361

#NewRedskinsName

The Washington Carneys

*they'll never win but they'll do a hell of a spin on why they lost*

— Elon Mush ⚡ (@MushKat) June 18, 2014

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The Washington Plead the Fifths #NewRedskinsName

— Carlton Hinds (@methuselaschild) June 18, 2014

Washington Pantywaists #NewRedskinsName

— Jonathan Karate ? (@JamesEnsor) June 18, 2014

#NewRedskinsName Washington Overreach

— That Guy Dave GPie (@DaveGpie) June 18, 2014

Fightin' Bidens #NewRedskinsName

— Sam Valley (@SamValley) June 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/479277210470076417

#NewRedskinsName the Unfireables

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 18, 2014

#NewRedskinsName The PC Fuck-Alls

— SFK (@stephenkruiser) June 18, 2014

All good suggestions. But just to be safe, the team-soon-to-be-formerly-known-as-the-Washington-Redskins should probably check with the bosses first:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/479275908638179328

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