'What could go wrong?' Meet Anthony Weiner's newest Twitter buddy [pics]

No, really. It did:

Because of course. And lucky us, we can watch their friendship blossom in real time:

https://twitter.com/anthonyweiner/status/477104597970845696

@anthonyweiner Anthony, you realize you write for one of the worst clickbaiters on the internet, right?

— SKIRT (@talktoskirt) June 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/anthonyweiner/status/477109652312702977

@onefingershort @anthonyweiner #skirtbait

— SKIRT (@talktoskirt) June 12, 2014

Cute.

For anyone who’s curious, here are some of @talktoskirt’s other recent tweets:

Is 10am too early to sext my ex?

— SKIRT (@talktoskirt) June 12, 2014

My motivations to be in a relationship are mostly sexual: sex on a consistent basis, sexual availability 24/7, sexual exploration etc…

— SKIRT (@talktoskirt) June 12, 2014

I can get emotional fulfillment anywhere but I want literal fulfillment as in I want to be filled constantly. #letusbone

— SKIRT (@talktoskirt) June 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/talktoskirt/status/477102170844979200

And now, that age-old question:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/statuses/477110382365278208

We’re sure this’ll all work out juuuuuust fine.

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