'Truly insane': Amanda Marcotte says conservatives view Benghazi through penis-shaped lens

Sarah D. | 6:18 PM on May 16, 2014

Never fear! As long as there are conservatives in the world — particularly conservative men — Amanda Marcotte will never run out of things to whine about.

Here’s what she offered up earlier today:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/467292055384096769

Those five things, by the way, are climate change, abortion, gun culture, terrorism, and Benghazi.

@AmandaMarcotte I'm impressed you were able to narrow it to 5.

— Erik Loomis (@ErikLoomis) May 16, 2014

Now, you might be surprised that she left sex off the list. Don’t worry, though. She got around to it eventually:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/467299881737261056

Those “weird,” “delusional” conservatives … so obsessed with sex! When they’re not busy hating it, that is.

As between conservatives and Marcotte, conservatives are obsessed with genitalia. https://t.co/N3PkEsFxAE

— Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) May 16, 2014

Seriously, though. Is there anything in Amanda Marcotte’s universe that isn’t ultimately somehow related to sex? Homegirl’s got some major issues.

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/467381416951418881

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/467377081601359872

That could explain it. Or maybe:

@hboulware I'm beginning to think @AmandaMarcotte keeps a colony of conservatives in her vagina. She's obsessed.

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) May 16, 2014