Team USA’s a lock — for ugliest uniforms, that is. Somebody apparently paid Ralph Lauren to design these things:
FIRST LOOK: Team USA's opening ceremony uniforms for Sochi: http://t.co/ht8roAXF45 (Photo: Ralph Lauren) pic.twitter.com/nGj91Ril1c
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) January 23, 2014
Here's the uniform Team USA will wear at the opening ceremony in Sochi. pic.twitter.com/t4hdykAfVc via @USOlympic
— SB Nation Olympics (@SBNOlympics) January 23, 2014
Team USA's Olympic uniforms look like ___________. pic.twitter.com/FhHmykSayX http://t.co/78mq0rnRML
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) January 23, 2014
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
https://twitter.com/JonathanFMiller/status/426362622644989952
America. What're you doing? America. STAHP RT @YR_AlyssaDC: Sochi is just one big ugly sweater party for America. pic.twitter.com/DBMT3j7ZHt
— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) January 23, 2014
https://twitter.com/d8braves/status/426364537407680512
https://twitter.com/mikemckinnon/status/426367488872296448
How many American grandmothers does it take to knit a #TeamUSA opening ceremony uniform? – pic.twitter.com/s7bhdpAz87 #Sochi #Olympics
— Calum Slingerland (@C_Slingerland) January 23, 2014
https://twitter.com/joeyarchibald/status/426378174730362880
Good grief, the team USA podium uniform for Sochi looks like dryer duct.
— GREGGLES MS (@grolby) January 23, 2014
“@SBNOlympics: Here's the uniform USA will wear at opening ceremony in Sochi. pic.twitter.com/E1kr5ddobJ via @USOlympic” = ugly Xmas sweater?
— J. Vlahakis (@jvlaha) January 23, 2014
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I once helped my friend Lauren assemble this getup for a college party. pic.twitter.com/eae3U5hKPy
— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) January 23, 2014
Jesus, the American uniforms for the Opening Ceremony in Sochi are *hideous*. Sigh. http://t.co/lNyWQ4asNH
— Susan Arendt (@SusanArendt) January 23, 2014
U.S. is definitely going to take home gold for ugliest opening ceremonies sweaters… #sochi http://t.co/Knl06yOMVT
— Kelsey Balensifer (@kbalensifer) January 23, 2014
A migraine. RT @washingtonpost: Team USA's Olympic uniforms look like ___________. pic.twitter.com/5JYj6oF1uc http://t.co/WwJ3cxQw8G
— Hebe (@hebeindc) January 23, 2014
A little late to the ugly sweater party #USA #Olympics #uniforms pic.twitter.com/lPGF2GN2SB
— Nate Gilbert – WASH YOUR HANDS (@NateGilbert) January 23, 2014
https://twitter.com/SarahCrawford23/status/426393866795630593
Threw up in mouth @SBNOlympics: Here's the uniform Team USA will wear at the opening ceremony in Sochi. pic.twitter.com/jxlSXwEjOk @USOlympic
— Frisco Longhorn (@FriscoLonghorn) January 23, 2014
https://twitter.com/mcneese2198/status/426363261937016832
That’d be pretty cool, actually. Too bad that’s not actually the case.
Why is every Sochi uniform a hideous crime against fashion? Have they not heard of minimalism (or Celine-ism?) pic.twitter.com/5ysWNL2bVJ
— Rebecca Lewis (@RebeccaSLewis) January 23, 2014
Just saw the uniforms for USA in Sochi. Ummmmm….No. They look horrible.
— Angela Visscher (@AngVisscher) January 23, 2014
It's like a TGI Friday's threw up on them. RT @EyeOnHockey: #TeamUSA Opening Ceremony unis… pic.twitter.com/ZnyGkGQkpq http://t.co/m90FAYAHje
— Matt Sammon (@SammonSez) January 23, 2014
RT @washingtonpost: Team USA's Olympic uniforms look like ___________. pic.twitter.com/kJsm6KesYm http://t.co/z1SkECpgsD
— Melissa Mackenzie (@MelissaTweets) January 23, 2014
That Olympics model looks constipated.
— Melissa Mackenzie (@MelissaTweets) January 23, 2014
Speaking of which …
https://twitter.com/hacrel/status/426382711939276801
Ask and you shall receive:
https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/426385354154070016
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