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Ho-ho-hosurance? Colo. group recruits Santa to spread O-care Christmas cheer [pics]

If you thought OFA’s insistence that you spend Christmas talking to your family about Obamacare was awesome, you’re gonna love the latest from the geniuses who brought you “Brosurance” and “Hosurance”:

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Looks pretty sweet, bro. But gets even better. Remember Nate and Susie? They’re back — and randy as ever.

Nate can’t wait to “opt into” Susie’s lady parts this Christmas! But since Susie gets free birth control now, she and Nate don’t have to worry about ending up on Santa’s “naughty” list.

Ugh. Can’t they leave Santa out of this?

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We’d rather get a lump of coal for Christmas.

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