Hey, it’s only a matter of time.
The Colorado group responsible for the über-sophisticated ad campaign encouraging bros who like booze to sign up for Obamacare is out with a fresh batch of ads targeting the female empowerment crowd:
The roller derby demographic is important, but it’s the Sandra Fluke contingent that will really benefit from Obamacare:
Sweet! Obamacare means consequence-free sex with hot celebrity beefcake!
Susie likes her men like she likes her birth control: Free and easy.
Where do we even begin with this? Why don’t we start with the grammar?
Perhaps this would be a good time to plug school choice, which is good for grammar.
Ugh. Is this real life?
Ain’t feminism grand?
Guys and dolls should be diggin’ these ads!
Aw, don’t be such buzzkills, ladies! If you’re a woman and you don’t love those ads, clearly you’re just uptight or something.
Only fitting, considering that Team Obama has been pimping out young people since the beginning.
And the ads are misleading, to boot:
Heh. True story.
And it only cost us $21 million:
Money well spent.
And on that note:
Those bros and hos who don’t got insurance might have to wait a little longer. DoYouGotInsurance.com is down at the moment:
Great news, everybody!
Totes. It’s super-popular, you guys: