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'Turkey Hunger Games': WH turkey pardon site actually works, previews O-care death panels

Gotta love those Obama White House priorities!

While the festering pile of fail that is HealthCare.gov continues to suck — and will go on sucking long past the December 1 fix-it deadline — the White House has been hard at work on another website:

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Welcome to “The Gobble,” America.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/405357737053126656

To Team Obama’s credit, this site actually works. Who knew they had it in ’em?

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/405360905065484288

https://twitter.com/say328/status/405369188669091840

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/405359722171097088

Oddly enough, though, citizens aren’t exactly breathing huge sighs of relief. For one thing, millions of people forced out of their health care plans are still screwed because HealthCare.gov doesn’t work:

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https://twitter.com/silasmajority/status/405361504137920512

And another thing? This site is effing creepy:

https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/405355484825137153

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/405354937535561730

Tweeters can’t help but be reminded of another disturbing contest:

https://twitter.com/juliepagano/status/405365835969331201

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https://twitter.com/Schneider_CM/status/405359322151915520

Remember all that talk about death panels? Yeah:

https://twitter.com/MattDeLuca/status/405357774886162432

Happy Thanksgiving, kiddos.

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