Awww, she figured it out herself! Here, Cher. Have a cookie.
Yesterday, the daft diva blessed us with a barely-intelligible Twitter tirade about Republicans’ intent to use voter ID laws to discriminate against the elderly, the disabled, and veterans. Also, racism. So, what’s got Cher in a twizzy today? It appears to be Pennsylvania voter ID laws … and someone named Kathleen. Cher linked to a June Huffington Post article about Pennsylvania state representative Mike Turzai and his statement that strict voter ID laws will help propel Mitt Romney to a November victory.
This is the TRUTH http://t.co/92Wbncfe
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
Ladies and gentlemen, what you’ve just seen is The Truth. Courtesy of Cher.
BULLSHIT! This means Gop have RIGGED RACE! Go 2 HP SITE ! RT @americanradical THIS IMEANS DEAD PEOPLE AND ILLEGALS WON'T VOTE!
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
Now, please say hello to Kathleen/Kathy! And … her car-less mom?
What a LIE! Gop havent got the Balls 2FIGHT FAIR! Let EVERY1 VOTE! Kathleen's mom Maggie has No Car therefore NO LICENSE! NRA CARD is GOOD!
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
Please if u love ( even like) ME!
Please read Huffington post story & then RT then we will keep RT TO KATHY 2 EVERYONE WE NO! Gotta go workX— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
Hey Cher, is this the most important? Are you kidding?
WTF! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT IM NOT KIDDING @JSV1971people wont read 2know what the issues R but will read Fifty Shades of SMUT! GOP LIES
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
Goin b4 i say something off the charts & SOME FRIENDS IN THE TEA BAGGERS WILL KICK ME OUT OF
"MAC NAZI NIGHT MEETING" WHICH IS ALWAYS A RIOT— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
Oh, Cher. You went “off the charts” a looooooooong time ago. “MAC NAZI NIGHT MEETING”? What, pray tell, might that involve? While we’ve admittedly become more adept at reading and translating Cher-ese, it’s still tough not to be mystified by her bizarre Twitter style. And sometimes, we’re just plain stumped.
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Im not upset! Im disgusted that Usa wont let ALL VOTE RT @Henz_ like it wen u leave twitter upset :'( r u happy??
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
SHE’S NOT UPSET!!!11!1! Whew! That was a close one.
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Update:
Apparently the prospect of going “off the charts” hasn’t fazed Cher too much, as she stuck around a little longer to grace us with her infinite wisdom. Cher weighed in on Republican misogynists:
Spoken like a "BLEEP" REPUBLICAN! GIRLS IS THIS IDIOT WHO U WANT INCHARGE RT @john_vegash @Henz_ "Women need 2 learn 2 shut the bleep up"GOP
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
And, of course, the fabled Mac Nazis:
Left of What! It was a Dictatorship! RT @fygsmom the Nazis were National Socialists–ie LEFT WINGERS like you & Obama-learn the history.
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
If ppl wanted a good job a promotion ANYTHING they Joined The Party RT@fygsmom Nazis=National Socialists LEFTIES like U&Obama learn history.
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
WW1 Left a beaten country no Wing He offered HOPE ! RT @HollywoodRape @fygsmom She's right, idea that the nazi's where right wing is a myth.
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
Theres not enough rm Here 2 teach u History RT @Cpt_Lisa @fygsmom Nazis were FASCISTS…opposed socialism. Perhaps you should learn history.
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
What? No history lesson from Professor Cher? Awww, nuts!
Well, maybe just one historical nugget:
Fyi! after WW1 Germ.was left Devastated Deutsch mark worth 25 cents! No jobs,infrastructure, Future! He gave hope "Mien Kampf"was HIS WING"
— Cher (@cher) August 28, 2012
Little known fact about “Mien Kampf” author Adolf Hitler: he had wings! Or did he?
There was no wing just Brown shirts ! RT @BradJay71 @hollywoodrape @fygsmom nazis hated anybody that did not act or think same as they did
— Cher (@cher) August 29, 2012
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Update:
Thanks to commenter billasur, it looks like the mystery of Kathleen/Kathy and Maggie has been solved. The women in question are alleged comedian Kathy Griffin and her mother Maggie. Like Cher, Griffin vehemently opposes voter ID laws. Because discrimination. And racism. And ageism. And racism.
She reads the paper everyday, cover 2 cover.No drivers license.She doesn't own a car! LET HER VOTE Who is the "Maggie" in ur state??
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) August 28, 2012
RT @theordovician: 92yo Uncle. Broke his hip; doesn’t drive. Reads MULTIPLE papers & acts as president of credit union. LET HIM VOTE!
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) August 28, 2012
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