Last time we checked, bedroom acrobatics have yet to be declared an official Olympic sport. Would it be too much to ask for the athletes to stick to the traditional stuff? It’s sure starting to look that way.
Maybe Symmonds should save his energy for his upcoming 800-meter event. His followers thought so, and they offered up helpful suggestions to help him save time and physical effort:
— Mark Rasmussen (@markrazzy) August 2, 2012
@NickSymmonds everyone's taking em by the handful!
— Dr. SMACdown to you (@sassysmc) August 2, 2012
@NickSymmonds that guy from Solomon Islands took the whole stash.
— Thugnificent (@k_jaybee) August 2, 2012
@NickSymmonds I've got some if you need them??
— æ (@Aliiieddy) August 2, 2012
— Mallory Brown (@mallory_brown) August 2, 2012
@NickSymmonds that's because Lochte used them all…
— Julie Crutchley (@OperaGhost86) August 2, 2012
— Joe Kapheim (@joespecialized) August 2, 2012
— Ricky Chapps 1️⃣ (@RickyChapps) August 2, 2012
And apparently Ryan Lochte’s mother isn’t the only Olympic wingmom:
— Nick Symmonds (@NickSymmonds) August 2, 2012