Last time we checked, bedroom acrobatics have yet to be declared an official Olympic sport. Would it be too much to ask for the athletes to stick to the traditional stuff? It’s sure starting to look that way.
Maybe Symmonds should save his energy for his upcoming 800-meter event. His followers thought so, and they offered up helpful suggestions to help him save time and physical effort:
https://twitter.com/ndashing/status/231077395011080193
@NickSymmonds In the bathroom at McDonalds. By the time you get there, August 10th, they're all gone. #noglove #nolove
— Mark Rasmussen (@markrazzy) August 2, 2012
@NickSymmonds everyone's taking em by the handful!
— Dr. SMACdown to you (@sassysmc) August 2, 2012
@NickSymmonds that guy from Solomon Islands took the whole stash.
— Thugnificent (@k_jaybee) August 2, 2012
@NickSymmonds I've got some if you need them??
— æ (@Aliiieddy) August 2, 2012
@NickSymmonds I've got them right here in #Oregon!!!
— Mallory Brown (@mallory_brown) August 2, 2012
@NickSymmonds that's because Lochte used them all…
— Julie Crutchley (@OperaGhost86) August 2, 2012
@NickSymmonds. #rule40 put an end to the free condom bowl because they were not official partners of the IOC. Sorry~
— Joe Kapheim (@joespecialized) August 2, 2012
(Symmonds has been a vocal opponent of IOC Rule 40.)
@NickSymmonds Youre fast enough to win gold, but it looks like you gotta be faster, Nick, to get rubber. #Goodluck
— Ricky Chapps 1️⃣ (@RickyChapps) August 2, 2012
Oof.
And apparently Ryan Lochte’s mother isn’t the only Olympic wingmom:
“@hessta1: @NickSymmonds Only the cool people gets those.” -my mom thinks I'm cool… ?
— Nick Symmonds (@NickSymmonds) August 2, 2012
Oh dear.