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Variety helpfully de-problematizes woman's account of alleged assault by actor Ezra Miller by inserting Miller's preferred pronouns where needed

Actor Ezra Miller has turned out to be quite the problematic person, what with the nasty temper and all those accusations of being a groomer and rapist and whatnot.

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We’d call Miller a problematic man, but then we’d be the ones who are problematic. Because, you see, Miller’s preferred pronouns are they/them. At least we knew about that before covering them for this post. Unfortunately, one of [their] many alleged assault victims was unaware of Miller’s preferences when she accused [them] of violently assaulting her.

Fortunately, Variety was able to retroactively correct her account to ensure that Miller would not be offended by being referred to by strictly male pronouns:

Wow. God forbid a cis woman be allowed to mis-pronoun her alleged assailant. Thank you for your service, Variety.

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Except we probably could’ve predicted this. The trajectory of wokeness is such that it was only a matter of time before the real act of violence became referring to a biological male as “he.”

What Becket said.

What a stupid time to be alive. Not to mention offensive:

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We’re beyond the looking glass, people. We’re living in the effing Upside-Down.

Evidently not.

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Related:

The New York Times had a little trouble this morning with Ezra Miller’s preferred pronoun

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