Lincoln Project alumna Rachel Bitecofer proposes '[changing] my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again'

We’re not sure what the “right” to kill your unborn child has to do with your Second Amendment right to bear arms, but pro-aborts love them some gun analogies.

Lincoln Project alumna Rachel Bitecofer is no exception. Her Principled Conservatism™ has led her to this pivotal stage in her life, the stage in which she’s doing thought exercises that involve weaponizing her vagina — like, literally weaponizing it:

I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

— Rachel Bitecofer 📈🔭🍌🇺🇦 (@RachelBitecofer) May 12, 2022

What about our fundamental right not to be subjected to brazenly intellectually dishonest arguments from deranged lefties like Rachel Bitecofer?

Joke’s on us: that right doesn’t exist. And neither does the “right” to kill someone for the crime of inconveniencing you. The Second Amendment, though … well, the right spelled out in the Second Amendment is as real as it gets.

So, you acknowledge that the right to an AR is fundamental? https://t.co/TG2ZU6fKEo pic.twitter.com/hOCT6y6Ib9

— Mrs_Pinky🇺🇸 Nicole Pinkston (@MRSpinkston85) May 12, 2022

That was an accident. She didn’t mean to do it.

It would still be illegal to kill a kid with it so… https://t.co/3rrRGQcfjX

— Rivka the Jade Gamer (@TheJadeGamer) May 12, 2022

We shudder to think of the kinds of attachments this vagina gun would come with.

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Feminists love comparing abortion laws to gun laws. If this stupid talking point was as clever as they think we'd be confiscating vaginas every time someone failed a drug test or punched a cop at a protest. https://t.co/GrafTIZa6w

— Kenny Webster (@KennethRWebster) May 12, 2022

https://t.co/Mdwla7jICX pic.twitter.com/E8Aq7KTdmD

— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) May 12, 2022

I just lost 20 IQ points reading this tweet https://t.co/97NGBpV547

— Archer Nick (@ArcherOnTheWall) May 12, 2022

Dumbest tweet of the day award goes to. This 🤡🤡👇👇👇right here! https://t.co/wmddWrrwvr

— LAnDo NIFFIRG 🇨🇦🍊 (@llandoniffirg) May 12, 2022

Stay tuned … if Rachel Bitecofer doesn’t come up with a way to top it, someone else will soon enough.

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