It really is a wonder that there’s not a line of conservative women around the block clamoring for a chance to become the conservative voice at “The View.” Just a big ol’ mystery:

That irony is not lost on us.

But it’s definitely lost on the ladies of “The View.” A lost of things are lost on them.

To put it mildly.

They’re just gone.

We’re not exactly sure, but we’d bet money that its atmosphere comprises a variety of noxious gases.