Let’s just start out by saying that Joe Biden’s speech today was not as outright terrible as it could have been. He even managed to deliver his remarks largely coherently, which is legitimately refreshing. And, unlike Kamala Harris, he didn’t compare January 6 to Pearl Harbor or 9/11, so that’s good.

But if you’re worried that we’re going to sit here and fawn over it, no need to fret. Because this line alone is enough to make your eyes roll right out of your head:

He actually said it. With a straight face and everything:

Sorry, Joe. But we can’t let this one slide.

And we’re not going to.

Good Lord.

Can anyone help Joe out?