In honor of her 40th birthday, everyone’s favorite self-righteous, relentlessly irritating Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle has launched a work initiative for women.

How fun!

And speaking of eyerolls, check out how “anti-racist”-but-actually-really-really-racist Professor Ibram X. Kendi wants to help women through Markle’s initiative:

And what better way to support women than by mentoring one for 40 whole minutes?

Ibram X. Kendi is nothing if not generous with his very valuable time.

Hey, man. Ibram X. Kendi’s entire existence is basically one big publicity stunt, so don’t knock it.

Ooo, good thinking.

He really does.


Lucky woman! Especially if she’s white, because then she’ll get Dr. Kendi’s deluxe mentorship package. Forty minutes of hearing about how white women in the workforce are bad for society because they’re privileged.

It’s just so perfect when you think about it.

And laughed and laughed and laughed.