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Ben & Jerry's — the pride of lily-white Vermont — explains that 'the murder of #DaunteWright is rooted in white supremacy'

The Daunte Wright shooting has reignited — or, rather, further ignited — debates about racism in law enforcement, so much so that there have been several days of rioting in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota, where the shooting occurred.

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What America needs right now is someone to come and cool things down. And who better to cool things down than an ice cream company?

Thank you, Ben & Jerry’s for always knowing exactly what to say when tensions get high:

They should make an ice cream flavor for this. “Defund The Pol-Ice Cream.” (That suggestion’s just a placeholder, of course. Give us some time and we’ll come up with something snappier.)

What a world when people actually look to Ben & Jerry’s for policy.

What a time to be alive.

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To be fair, who better than a couple of woke white guys to decide what’s best for black and brown communities?

Better get on that. Wouldn’t want to prop up white supremacy …

Some things never change.

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Ben & Jerry’s helpfully breaks down the ‘two Americas’ revealed by Wednesday’s ‘riot to uphold white supremacy’

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