We told you about Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and her creepy Stacey Abrams prayer candle:

And make no mistake, it’s creepy as hell.

But BuzzFeed News’ deputy breaking news director David Mack’s own take on Stacey Abrams leaves Gretchen Whitmer’s in the dust:

We’d love to hear what that argument is.

We knew the Stacey Abrams KoolAid was potent, but wow.