Best Drama: Blue-checked movie critic lashes out at Donald Trump and Co. for stealing his ‘ability to enjoy life itself for four years’

Donald Trump stole my Summer, my Halloween, my ability to enjoy life itself for four years and people who would later help him steal the presidency in the first place ruined my professional life and put me in a debt hole I'm still only barely "back" from for years. F*** em all.

— MovieBob Productions (@the_moviebob) October 3, 2020

Bob must be a big fan of dramas.

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— Kaleo (@rabhimself01) October 4, 2020

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— tmi3rd (@tmi3rd) October 4, 2020

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— K.c. Scott (@KcScott10) October 4, 2020

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— Mipha Main 2020 (@makerviewr) October 4, 2020

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— Ed-B-Goulish & Spoopy 🎃🧛‍♀️🧟‍♂️ (@podnearlycivil) October 4, 2020

Hey, don’t mock his pain! This is serious. You people just don’t understand the power that Donald Trump has over your lives.

Donald Trump stole my car, let my cat run away and broke into my house He soiled our crops and sieged our livestock. He also made the worker at Whataburger get my order wrong. https://t.co/RvixfHbJ4v

— Petite Nicoco 🤍🌿🦢 (@PetiteNicoco) October 5, 2020

Donald Trump has taken my sight
Taken my speech, taken my hearing
Taken my arms, taken my legs
Taken my soul, left me with life in Hell! https://t.co/l2MGbjC4NM

— Noam Blum (@neontaster) October 5, 2020

Wake up like Bob, before it’s too late for you, too.

If I’d known Trump was going to do this to MovieBob, I’d probably have voted for him. 😂 https://t.co/hk0SmakU4R

— Aaron Sparrow (@Aaron_Sparrow) October 5, 2020

Ha!

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