In case you haven’t been paying attention, “Captain America” has been trending on Twitter for a while.

Is this about a surprise new Marvel movie? A new comic? Maybe just something patriotic?

Nope. It’s about this:

Get it? Because that thing looks like a shield. Just like Captain America has!

Shapiro’s not exaggerating. Here’s just a taste of the awfulness:

If that’s indeed the case, may we recommend a good therapist?