Anyone who’s worried about the state of things in America should just take comfort in the words of House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer:

Absent a what, now?

They’re from the government and they’re here to help. Eventually. Maybe. If they feel like it. Meh.

“Emergency” is such a loaded term, you know?

Steny Hoyer is apparently Mr. Kruger.

He’s not too worried about it.

Best of luck to us. We’re gonna need it.