Joe Biden stands with McDonalds workers. Not only does he support their fight for a $15 minimum wage, but he wants to make sure they “have protections against sexual harassment” (via unions, of course):

The minimum wage stuff is silly enough.

But Joe Biden, of all people, getting high and mighty about sexual harassment is straight-up ridiculous. This is the man who’s spent years nuzzling women, sniffing their hair, creepily touching them. No one deserves to be sexually harassed, but Joe Biden sure as hell isn’t in any position to present himself as an advocate for sexual harassment victims.

No. No you’re not.

Word of advice to striking McDonalds employees: don’t let Joe Biden physically stand with you. You never know what he’ll do …