With so much misinformation out there about so-called “assault rifles,” we really need someone who can clearly and concisely explain them. Enter the Babylon Bee:
Learn everything there is to know about assault rifles with our handy diagram: pic.twitter.com/fjjropOWAD
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 6, 2019
Wow. This “assault weapons” stuff is actually not complicated at all!
Helpful. I've always wondered. pic.twitter.com/oEbzTfmrXI
— David Betz (@DFBetz) November 6, 2019
Be sure and spread this around. Everyone needs to be informed about this.
LOL pic.twitter.com/N4sInJAOJI
— Brown Man Speaketh ?? (@BrownManSpeak) November 6, 2019
Where do I attach the chainsaw bayonet?
— David (@david_vanloon) November 6, 2019
How do I attach this? pic.twitter.com/5qo9SqVWt7
— Politically Incorrect (@xizzhu) November 6, 2019
What about the chainsaw bayonet attachment tho??
— Mark O'Casey'O (@irish7gpa) November 6, 2019
Also:
Dear @TheBabylonBee, can you please start selling the Chick-fil-a sandwich thrower attachment for assault rifles in your online shop? https://t.co/smPTGyYOSk
— Adrienne (@AdrienneRoyer) November 6, 2019
Yes, please!
Just remember that the sandwich launcher is offline on Sundays.
— Brian Campbell (@cobracat03) November 6, 2019
Even so. We’ll still take it.
