Get informed! The Babylon Bee has published the definitive guide to 'assault rifles' [pic]

With so much misinformation out there about so-called “assault rifles,” we really need someone who can clearly and concisely explain them. Enter the Babylon Bee:

Learn everything there is to know about assault rifles with our handy diagram: pic.twitter.com/fjjropOWAD

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 6, 2019

Wow. This “assault weapons” stuff is actually not complicated at all!

Helpful. I've always wondered. pic.twitter.com/oEbzTfmrXI

— David Betz (@DFBetz) November 6, 2019

Be sure and spread this around. Everyone needs to be informed about this.

LOL pic.twitter.com/N4sInJAOJI

— Brown Man Speaketh ?? (@BrownManSpeak) November 6, 2019

Where do I attach the chainsaw bayonet?

— David (@david_vanloon) November 6, 2019

How do I attach this? pic.twitter.com/5qo9SqVWt7

— Politically Incorrect (@xizzhu) November 6, 2019

What about the chainsaw bayonet attachment tho??

— Mark O'Casey'O (@irish7gpa) November 6, 2019

Also:

Dear @TheBabylonBee, can you please start selling the Chick-fil-a sandwich thrower attachment for assault rifles in your online shop? https://t.co/smPTGyYOSk

— Adrienne (@AdrienneRoyer) November 6, 2019

Yes, please!

Just remember that the sandwich launcher is offline on Sundays.

— Brian Campbell (@cobracat03) November 6, 2019

Even so. We’ll still take it.