Thoughts and prayers to the custodial staff at Washington Post HQ. They’re really gonna have their work cut out for them, what with all the drooling.

WaPo’s powers that be have seen fit to publish a new piece on Elizabeth Warren, and it should really come with some kind of a warning:

Ooo! Ooo! And then what happened?

No, no. Rest assured, this is journalism of the highest order. Just look:

Be still our hearts.

That’s pretty much the gist of that article, yeah.

Yeah, we wonder!

Not really, no.