We don’t normally go for the celebrity gossip-y stuff around here, but we couldn’t resist making an exception for this hot ‘n juicy scoop from People on actor David Harbour giving singer Lily Allen a peck on her “cheek”:
Stranger Things Star David Harbour Kisses Singer Lily Allen's Cheek While Out in N.Y.C. https://t.co/7CmBhgrVWu
— People (@people) October 14, 2019
Something about that description doesn’t seem quite right …
Did… did ABC News write this tweet? pic.twitter.com/5EiJrYuGKf
— sharia board ??♂️?? (@SirajAHashmi) October 14, 2019
— Alan Smithee Production (@B_U_B_B_A_1) October 14, 2019
That does not look like a cheek.
— Cheesewiz (@Cheesewiz13) October 14, 2019
That’s not her cheek https://t.co/oQ8ySkEyVn
— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) October 14, 2019
Ummmm, he missed?!?!?!
— Rod (@creolerod68) October 14, 2019
Now, to be fair, People’s article does contain a photo of Harbour smooching Allen on her actual face-cheek:
— Jeff Smith (@JeffTheSmith) October 14, 2019
But the fact that People chose the description they chose for the particular photo they went with suggests that some remedial education might still be in order.
Someone failed human anatomy in high school
— Marcus Brorelius (@some_wise_guy) October 14, 2019