In case you missed it, this sweet video of two New York City toddlers embracing each other has been making the rounds:

Wonderful, right? Well, not if you’re Jessica Valenti:

Leave it to Jessica Valenti to be pissy about an adorable friendship between two little boys. We know she hates babies, but geez. God forbid she find it in that black heart of hers to just enjoy a sweet moment without crapping all over it.