If you’ve never heard of Amanda Jette Knox, you’ve really been missing out. The self-described “super gay mom of 4” has some compelling thoughts on children’s gender identities and yesterday, she decided to share them with the rest of the class:

If Amanda lived in America, it’s pretty clear that she’d be a card-carrying member of the Party of Science™. Because it stands to reason that if kids can be transgendered, babies can be, too.

Hey now. That’s just crazy talk! Everyone knows fetuses aren’t people. Because science.

Hopefully that awesome free Canadian health care will cover the lifetime of therapy Knox’s kids are going to need.