Boy, do we feel stupid. Here we were, thinking that there are still some things left that aren’t considered tools of white privilege, and then along comes lefty Bishop Talbert Swan to open our eyes to the injustice of Band-Aids:

Swan’s take is clearly very popular:

Mmm … smell that ratio cookin’!

Hopefully he can find a big enough non-white Band-Aid to stanch the bleeding:

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