Eric Swalwell can’t take one damn step without taking a rake to the face. Evidently all those rakes have caused permanent damage to whatever part of his brain is responsible for learning from mistakes, because today, he went cruisin’ for yet another bruisin’:
Remember that time Pearl Harbor was bombed and FDR called the Emperor of Japan? Or the time the Twin Towers were struck and Bush ringed Osama Bin Laden? No? I don’t either. So why’d @realDonaldTrump call Putin after the Mueller Report was released? #CommanderInCheat
— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) May 8, 2019
Better question: Why did Eric Swalwell hit send on such an asinine tweet?
— Rocky DeLisio (@Exodus_1414_) May 8, 2019
— Jean Deny (@JeanDeny313) May 8, 2019
— Fugi (@Krazefool) May 8, 2019
— Guns&Sandwitches (@GunsnSandwitchs) May 8, 2019
— Kenny Baker (@Kennybaker85) May 8, 2019
— Alex Possamai (@atomic_79) May 8, 2019
— Ryan Merkley (@merkley193) May 8, 2019
— Wiskyjäx (@Robertm922) May 8, 2019
— Joe Bauers (@JoeBauers7) May 8, 2019
Smarmwell loves talking about nukes https://t.co/HmHYyPjZbb
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) May 8, 2019
wait, the Mueller Report was a sneak attack by our enemies? https://t.co/m1kMqQkXVF
— Just Karl (@justkarl) May 8, 2019
Perhaps there are stupider comparisons to be made, but I'm not sure what they are. Maybe if he likened it to the Holocaust or something. https://t.co/BrUmErCd9W
— Esoteric Jeff (@EsotericCD) May 8, 2019
That was one of the most idiotic equivalencies possible. But it seems wrong to congratulate such a level of idiocy.
— GDX (Gregory Coffin) (@GDX1776) May 8, 2019
are you high?
— Right Wing Gifts (@RightWingGifts) May 8, 2019
wow good point, you should be the president https://t.co/OISRAts7Fw
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) May 8, 2019
GP "Ringed?" C'mon, friend. You make bashing the snot out of you far, far too easy. https://t.co/98e3WoCzX1
— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) May 8, 2019
Is this the eric swalwell parody account?
— ANDY (@LambroLofts) May 8, 2019
— E R Gammill (@ERGammill) May 8, 2019
And speaking of parody accounts, last word to “AOC”:
Thanks for tweeting something dumber than I did this morning!
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Office (Parody) (@AOCoffice) May 8, 2019