Honest to God, if Jacob Wohl didn’t exist, we’d have to invent him. Aside from maybe AOC, we can’t think of too many people who can’t even take a single step without completely faceplanting.
As Twitchy told you yesterday, Wohl and his zipped-fly-averse pal Jack Burkman announced a press conference for tomorrow, where they’ll purportedly reveal the “aces up [their] sleeves” with regard to “the next phase in the Mayor Pete Buttigieg sexual assault accusations.” They also threatened the Daily Beast with a $100 million lawsuit if the outlet doesn’t comply with their demands by “high-noon” on Friday, May 7, 2019, which isn’t an actual date on any Earth-based calendar that we’re aware of.
Well anyway, it seems that there are some haters out there who don’t want Wohl and Burkman to tell the truth:
Hundreds of leftist protestors are set to descend on our Wednesday
Press conferenceWe WILL NOT surrender to the mob!
We’ve called in extra security to guard our safety and that of our
partners in the mediahttps://t.co/Y7JRo2MQ09— Jack Burkman (@Jack_Burkman) May 7, 2019
Who are these protesters, you ask? We’ll give you three guesses (but you’ll only need one). Ready?
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And the winner is:
Anti-Jacob Wohl Protest Tied to Jacob Wohl’s Email Address https://t.co/yTRe077LU8 pic.twitter.com/jiPnUpXYkV
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) May 7, 2019
Because of course. More from Mediaite:
In a development that should surprise no one familiar with the hoaxster duo’s theatrics, the Eventbrite post Burkman shared turned out to be registered under an email address used by Wohl himself.
The now-deleted event, dubbed “Protest Against Homophobic Bigots,” listed no official organizers on its public page.
However, after registering, attendees were initially told to direct any questions to [email protected], an address the 21 year-old Twitter exile previously listed on a petition he launched against Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) earlier this year.
The boy genius has done it again!
A literal self-own https://t.co/UtjS7ox82y
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) May 7, 2019
Books will be written about this one, folks. It’s pretty legendary.
Corncob Wohl strikes again
— The Talking ALF Podcast (@TalkingALF) May 7, 2019
hahahaha Wohl and Burkman can't even fake a protest of themselves without stepping on a rake https://t.co/LFx25Iwix6
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) May 7, 2019
My working theory was that they created this fake protest in order to have a pretext to cancel their press conference tomorrow. We'll see if they come up with a new excuse.
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) May 7, 2019
But why would he use HIS OWN NAME? Just…how dumb are they?
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) May 7, 2019
It’s almost beyond human comprehension.
Was the phone number linked to his mom’s house again?
— Rebecca (@MrsMZ2u) May 7, 2019
— Simon Frick (@SurefireSimon) May 7, 2019
he's like 0/5 on these stunts its amazing
— mitsubishi sony (@nickyllos) May 7, 2019
Only the truly great in this system can fund and run their own opposition
— Ross ?? (@12ossT) May 7, 2019
This dude is like a villain in a kid's TV show. He just leaves clues all over the place so the audience can just shout "oh look it's him all along!"
— Joe DiGiacomo (@JMDiGiacomo) May 7, 2019
It’s not possible to enjoy this too much.
Where can I send him money? Sideshow Jake is the most entertaining bumbling villain ever https://t.co/qELVdSedzj
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 7, 2019
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 7, 2019
Perfect.
Devise Jacob Wohl's next fool-proof diabolical plan GO
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 7, 2019
Eh, nothing we’d come up with could ever be as big a fail as a bona fide Jacob Wohl production. We can’t wait to see what he’ll do next!
