Honest to God, if Jacob Wohl didn’t exist, we’d have to invent him. Aside from maybe AOC, we can’t think of too many people who can’t even take a single step without completely faceplanting.

As Twitchy told you yesterday, Wohl and his zipped-fly-averse pal Jack Burkman announced a press conference for tomorrow, where they’ll purportedly reveal the “aces up [their] sleeves” with regard to “the next phase in the Mayor Pete Buttigieg sexual assault accusations.” They also threatened the Daily Beast with a $100 million lawsuit if the outlet doesn’t comply with their demands by “high-noon” on Friday, May 7, 2019, which isn’t an actual date on any Earth-based calendar that we’re aware of.

Well anyway, it seems that there are some haters out there who don’t want Wohl and Burkman to tell the truth:

Who are these protesters, you ask? We’ll give you three guesses (but you’ll only need one). Ready?

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And the winner is:

Because of course. More from Mediaite:

In a development that should surprise no one familiar with the hoaxster duo’s theatrics, the Eventbrite post Burkman shared turned out to be registered under an email address used by Wohl himself.

The now-deleted event, dubbed “Protest Against Homophobic Bigots,” listed no official organizers on its public page.

However, after registering, attendees were initially told to direct any questions to [email protected], an address the 21 year-old Twitter exile previously listed on a petition he launched against Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) earlier this year.

The boy genius has done it again!

Books will be written about this one, folks. It’s pretty legendary.

It’s almost beyond human comprehension.

It’s not possible to enjoy this too much.

Perfect.

Eh, nothing we’d come up with could ever be as big a fail as a bona fide Jacob Wohl production. We can’t wait to see what he’ll do next!

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