Welp, it’s official: According to AG Bill Barr, Robert Mueller has found “no collusion by any American.” The Guardians of Truth are really struggling to process this development, but perhaps no one is struggling more than CNN’s own Jim Acosta. So, in order to help him cope, his poor little brain is trying to piece together a scenario that would explain what’s happened. And it’s apparently settled on … collusion:

And we all know what that means … wait, it doesn’t mean anything.

We’re gonna go with the second thing.

Jim will do some research and get back to you.

He disagrees if it means Donald Trump didn’t do something wrong. But hey,at least Jim’s got room for a few more in his tinfoil tent:

Time for another investigation?

Nothing is all they’ve got.

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