Joe Biden has probably got a presidential campaign to mount, so he’s getting out in front of all the accusations of inappropriate conduct … from behind:

Will you, Joe? Will you meet it and shake its hand? Maybe give it a little peck on the cheek?

He can’t just tell them they can do this. He’s gotta grab them to really drive the point home.

We’re sure he’ll get to that eventually. Just as soon as he finishes smelling your hair.


Hopefully he can hire a good graphic artist to work that into his campaign logo.