Boy, Jussie Smollett’s white privilege really seems to be coming in handy. Not only did the SAO drop all charges against him despite being well aware of all the evidence that he faked a hate crime, but his case has apparently been memory-holed to boot:

Welp.

Wonder what would happen if we pulled a Jussie Smollett in Cook County …

We’re not legal eagles ourselves, but it definitely smells more than a little fishy.

But if this is how the game is played now, why not go this route?

Otherwise: