When Donald Trump informed Nancy Pelosi in a letter yesterday that her planned CODEL “trip to Brussels, Egypt, and Afghanistan has been postponed,” he told her that she should still feel free to “fly commercial.”

Well, wouldn’t you know it? According to her deputy chief of staff Drew Hammill, Pelosi had every intention of flying commercial — and she would have, too, if it hadn’t been for that meddling Trump administration!

And if there’s one thing we know about Nancy Pelosi, it’s that she flies commercial every chance she gets. Because after all, what better way to bond with The People?

She just couldn’t swing it this time. You know, grave threats and all.

And it may not be the only one:

That would be so unlike her!



And now here you go, straight from the horse’s mouth:

Bless her heart … she thinks we don’t know she’s completely full of it.