If it looks like a grandstanding jackass, and it swims like a grandstanding jackass, and it quacks like a grandstanding jackass … then it probably is a grandstanding jackass.

James Comey, ladies and gentlemen:

Of course Brian Stelter especially loved this bit:

Really, we should just be honored that St. James descended from his heavenly perch to explain to us how we’ve strayed from his path of righteousness.

This friggin’ guy.

Join the club.

Heh.