PETA’s been going off the rails for a while now, but this is on a whole ‘nother level:

Because nothing says “Be Kind to Animals” like … making them into sexual third wheels?

Honestly, we’re not sure they do, either.

Heh. But seriously … what even is this?

For us, too.

Parting, um, food for thought:

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