As Twitchy told you last night, Newsweek took the media’s slobbering love affair with Beto O’Rourke to the next level with this shameless piece of presidential fan fiction:
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) November 26, 2018
Let’s do this the right way and follow our own laws. Allow asylum seekers to petition for asylum at our ports of entry. They must do so peacefully and follow our laws; but we must also ensure the capacity to effectively and timely process those claims (right now 5,000 waiting in Tijuana and only 40 to 100 are processed a day).
But honestly, we’re kind of disappointed he didn’t opt for a solution that’s more in his wheelhouse:
See, now that sounds a lot more like the Beto O’Rourke we know.
— Vandal 7 (@Vandal7) November 27, 2018
— Princess McLeia (@PrincessMcLeia) November 27, 2018
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— Russ (-ian bot) Emerson ♿ (@RussEmerson) November 27, 2018
Everyone else can go home. Brava, @_wintergirl93.
— Jennifer Ritchie (@justxxjen) November 27, 2018
— Dr. Strangelove (@DrStran81139676) November 27, 2018
It’s funny because it’s true.
— SS (@SS01871650) November 27, 2018
— ENDICIDE (@ENDICIDE1) November 27, 2018
That is so cruel…Its great! ?
— Arqahn (@Arqahn) November 27, 2018
This made me laugh out loud
— Angie Muir (@amuir40) November 27, 2018
OMG! I just spewed water everywhere! Your tweet is stellar! ???
— michabird67 (@michabird67) November 27, 2018
I just died laughing
— CageyBee (@CageyBee33) November 27, 2018