ThinkProgress’ “justice editor” Ian Millhiser gets paid for his analysis. Like, he makes a living churning out hot takes. Just let that sink in.

And then read this:

If we didn’t know for a fact that he’s a flaming idiot, we might actually think he was trolling.

If only.

Speaking of Ian’s mom, she must be so proud right now.

Ezra Klein’s probably kicking the crap out of himself for not thinking of it first.

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