'It's a wrap!' Joe Biden needed just two sentences 'to ensure that he'll never be the nominee' in 2020

A lot of people are still holding out hope that Joe Biden runs for president in 2020, but maybe they should slow their roll just a bit. Because based on this, we’re not sure he’s got what it takes:

Joe Biden: "Folks, there is a conservative columnist named David Brooks. He's bright as hell."

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) October 31, 2018

Well, that’s certainly a take. Not a good one, but still a take.

Way to know your base Joe.

— Kenneth Jimenez (@MrKennyJimenez) October 31, 2018

Wait–are there two David Brookses?

— Brian Wilhite (@briancwilhite) October 31, 2018

Goddammit, Biden!

— Wagface (@Wagface) October 31, 2018

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— HistoryFanatic (@sanjep) October 31, 2018

Uhhhh pic.twitter.com/FRdAi61bH4

— Misgivings (@lacunalingua) October 31, 2018

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— Jeremy Slevin (@jeremyslevin) October 31, 2018

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— robbiese7en (@robbiese7en) October 31, 2018

Yeah, "bright." pic.twitter.com/q6iQbGD4Lk

— sojourner – voted straight Democratic ticket?‏ (@usofkramerica) October 31, 2018

Did this happen? Omg! Another brick in my anti-Biden wall.

— Marmalade Teardrops (@KCzBare) October 31, 2018

? https://t.co/iWNSUZJjeu

— RBe (@RBPundit) October 31, 2018

Lmaooooo

— Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! (@MrPhetz) October 31, 2018

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! https://t.co/t2xJGXKLCO

— Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D., M.S. (@Neoavatara) October 31, 2018

If by "bright as hell" he means "dim-bulb, both-sider, beltway hack, and one-trick pony."

— D. Lowther (@1DLowther) October 31, 2018

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LOL

Conservatives are laughing cause Brooks isn’t a true conservative

Liberals are laughing because Brooks is not bright and a misogynist https://t.co/45lvNLTDA9

— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) October 31, 2018

Pro-tip: If you want to be taken seriously by anyone ever, steer clear of praising David Brooks.

That's the kind of judgment which makes me question whether Joe Biden ought to be the next president of the US

— Marshall Auerback (@Mauerback) October 31, 2018

Good. You should question it. Because it’s clearly terrible.

So glad that he is working overtime now to ensure that he'll never be the nominee

— A Flock Of Bats ? (@ASegals) October 31, 2018

*Disqualifies Uncle Joe for 2020*

— Occasional Buddha (@OhhhBuddha) October 31, 2018

And he just lost the nomination

— Check my epic follower count (@realmikeflynnjr) October 31, 2018

Joe Biden showing yet again that he's not ready for primetime.

— Phlegm Greenwald ? (@GriffTheImpaler) October 31, 2018

Well, there goes the vote I wasn’t going to give him in the first place.

— Ryan Cole ?and ??? (@Ryan0666) October 31, 2018

It's a wrap! Goodnight Joe, thanks for the memories.

— Patrick Claybon (@PatrickClaybon) October 31, 2018