This. F*cking. Guy.

We’re talking, of course, about Barack Obama. Speaking to a fawning crowd in Las Vegas today, former President Barack Obama did the only thing he does well: Making everything about how awesome he is.

You rubes may be too stupid to remember his eight years in office, but he’ll have you know that he’s the one you should be thanking for our current economic good fortune:

No, he really said that:

Unreal.

Ha! Good question.

But seriously. How much longer is Obama going to take credit for the economy? Just because he spent eight years blaming George W. Bush for everything that went wrong doesn’t mean he gets to spend the next eight years congratulating himself for everything that goes right.

Sit down … and shut up.

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