As Twitchy told you, in Las Vegas today, Barack Obama took credit for the current “economic miracles.” Because of course he did. But don’t worry, because there’s still more self-congratulatory bullsh*t where that came from:

He really said that, too:

Guys. Guys.

And let’s not forget Barack Obama’s signature achievement:

Clearly “facts” means something different to Barack Obama than it means to the rest of us. Maybe he’s just speaking his truth.

OK, fair enough.

And why do they get away with it? Because they can.